my dad just yelled “IT SOUNDS LIKE YOURE MAKING OUT WITH SOMEONE YOU BETTER NOT HAVE A BOY IN THERE”
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To Kill a Mockingbird, by Harper Lee. 1960.
(via buttery-mexicans)
Do you guys remember the time I was a senior in high school and had to create a commercial for my economics class and so I produced this and showed it to the class and nobody laughed except for me but I still got an A and my teacher kept the DVD to show to his classes every year?
Because I do.iconic
I showed this to my friends at school and they won’t start quoting it.
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*prosecuting lawyer voice* i have only one question for the defendant… ‘guiltypersonsayswhat?’
“what?”
haha owned you’re going to jail
if i was a lawyer
(via itsalmostradical)
skatingwithsleepingwithsirens:
YO GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY WAY
im cRYING HOLY SHIT WHERE ARE HIS PARENTS??????
THIS SHIT TASTES GOODER THAN A BITCH, I CAN’T OPEN IT THOUGH
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